Saturday, March 15, 2008

SHOUTING HELPS FIND SOULMATES!!!

This "Fun Girl" has a point that she wants to get across. She really wants to make it known that she loves the color pink... and other things, no doubt. I stopped reading because it hurt my ears to read that.

Not seeking perfection wants everyone to know that she turns her music up in her car, just so everyone can hear what she is listening to. Thats the only sentence I read and thats the only thing you need to know about her. If obnoxious is your type, she spells it out for you in all caps.

A MOTH IS LOOKING FOR HER FLAME I hope she finds it... and dies.

Looking for an igneous rock relationship?

Plutonic relationship requested. Im not quite sure what she is looking for here. Maybe a fellow geology buff? Or maybe she means "platonic". Either way, since she is a woman posting on craigslist, she will no doubt have plenty of samples to pan through...

Looking for a friend someone Mature. Good thing she capitalized the M in Mature, so we know what we are talking about here. Also note the subtle hint that she is a 21 year old mother. Wait, is "was currently" a possible marker for a period of time? "Was" implies in the past while "currently" implies in the present... Huh.

Uh, what? Please ladies, if this is a turn on, shoot yourselves in the face.