Looking for an igneous rock relationship?

Plutonic relationship requested. Im not quite sure what she is looking for here. Maybe a fellow geology buff? Or maybe she means "platonic". Either way, since she is a woman posting on craigslist, she will no doubt have plenty of samples to pan through...

Looking for a friend someone Mature. Good thing she capitalized the M in Mature, so we know what we are talking about here. Also note the subtle hint that she is a 21 year old mother. Wait, is "was currently" a possible marker for a period of time? "Was" implies in the past while "currently" implies in the present... Huh.

Uh, what? Please ladies, if this is a turn on, shoot yourselves in the face.